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Are Artificial Olive Trees Any Good? An Honest Answer

Are Artificial Olive Trees Any Good? An Honest Answer

Are Artificial Olive Trees Any Good? An Honest Answer

The short answer is yes, and the long answer is that most of them are not. The difference is worth understanding before you spend anything.

A faux olive tree with silver green foliage standing in a pot in a corner of a living room
The Artificial Olive Tree in Pot, 155cm

People are sniffy about faux plants, and for a long time they were right to be. The olive tree is also the hardest one to fake, which is unfortunate, because it is the one everybody wants. The gnarled trunk, the silvery leaves that turn in the light, the loose asymmetric spread of the branches. All of that is difficult, and when it goes wrong it goes very obviously wrong.

So this is not a piece about how wonderful faux trees are. It is about the four places a bad one gives itself away, and what to do about it.

One. The trunk

This is where nearly all of them fail. A real olive trunk is knotted, off-centre, scarred and slightly ugly. It leans. A cheap faux trunk is a straight brown dowel, sometimes with a plastic bark texture moulded onto it in a repeating pattern that you will notice once and then never stop noticing.

Look for a trunk that is not symmetrical and does not go straight up. If it has a bend in it, that is a good sign, because nobody bends a trunk by accident at that price point. Real bark is also not one colour. It is grey and fawn and greenish in patches, and the good ones have that variation baked in rather than painted on.

The Amalfi is the one we sell most of, and the trunk is the reason. Twisted, knotted, off-centre, and coloured the way bark is actually coloured rather than the way brown paint is.

The Amalfi faux olive tree, showing the twisted characterful trunk and silver green foliage
The Amalfi Faux Olive Tree, £575

Two. The leaf

An olive leaf is not green. It is grey-green on the top and noticeably paler, almost silver, underneath, and that two-tone quality is the entire reason an olive tree looks like an olive tree from across a room. When light moves across it, the tree shimmers slightly. A faux tree with flat, uniformly green leaves has thrown away the one trick the species has.

The other tell is sheen. Cheap polyester leaves are shiny in a way that no leaf on earth is shiny. Hold a branch to a window. If it catches the light like a crisp packet, put it down.

Close view of faux olive foliage showing the grey green upper leaf, the paler silver underside and a realistic olive
The Artificial Olive Tree in Pot

An olive leaf is grey-green on top and silver underneath. That two-tone quality is the whole illusion, and it is the first thing a cheap tree throws away.

Three. The branching

Real olives grow outward and unevenly. They have gaps. They have one branch that has gone off in a direction the others did not, and a bit of dead space in the middle where the light did not reach. A manufactured tree tends towards a lollipop: dense, even, radially symmetrical, full at the top and bare at the bottom in exactly the same way all the way round.

You can improve almost any faux tree by fixing this yourself in ten minutes. Take it out of the box and bend the branches. Pull some out and down, push others back into the middle, and deliberately open up a gap or two so you can see through the canopy in places. The instinct is to fan everything out evenly to make it look full. Resist it. Fullness is what gives it away.

Four. The pot

The pot is the single fastest giveaway and the easiest thing to fix. Most faux trees arrive in a black plastic nursery pot with a bag of grey gravel glued across the top, and no amount of quality in the tree survives that. It reads as artificial from the doorway.

Put it in something real. A woven basket, an aged terracotta pot, a stone planter. Then cover the surface with something that is not glued gravel: dry moss, small stones, or a handful of soil. The gap between the tree and the vessel is where the eye goes looking for the truth, so give it nothing to find.

Sonoma woven wicker basket planter, suitable as a cover pot for a faux olive tree
The Sonoma Basket, from £59.95

Where to put one

Corners, mostly. An olive tree is a shape rather than a focal point, and it does its best work softening the hard right angle where two walls meet, or filling the awkward dead zone beside a sofa that is too small for furniture and too big for nothing.

Beside a console table is the other reliable spot, because the tree gives you height on one side and stops the console looking like it is floating. Hallways work if you have the width. Bathrooms work surprisingly well, and it is one of the few places where faux genuinely beats real, because nothing living wants to sit in that much steam and that little light.

What does not work: dead centre of a room, or anywhere it will be touched daily. Faux foliage does not enjoy being brushed past.

The one advantage nobody mentions: a faux olive can go where a real one would die. A dark corner, a north-facing hall, a bathroom, a holiday let that stands empty for a month.

What height, honestly

This is where people get it wrong most often, and it usually goes one way: too small. A tree that looks generous on a screen looks like a houseplant in a room.

Under a metre is a surface piece. It belongs on a sideboard, a console or in a fireplace alcove, and it needs to be raised off the floor to do anything at all. Our Minimalist tree sits in this bracket at £67.95, and it is the right answer for a mantelpiece and the wrong answer for a corner. It also solves the pot problem on arrival, which most trees at this size do not.

The Minimalist faux olive tree planted in an aged terracotta pot, sized for a shelf or console
The Minimalist Faux Olive Tree, £67.95

Around 150cm and up is where a tree becomes furniture. It reads from the doorway, it holds a corner on its own, and it stops being a decorative object and starts being part of the room. The Artificial Olive Tree in Pot at 155cm is the size most people actually need when they think they want something smaller.

The Amalfi sits at the top of that bracket, and it is the one we would put in our own hallway. It is £575, which is not nothing, and the trunk is the honest justification.

Outdoors

Most faux trees are not made for it. UV breaks down the pigment and a tree that was silver-green in March is a sad yellowish thing by September, and there is no fixing it once it has gone.

If it is going on a patio or in a porch, buy one that says outdoor and means it. The Tuscan is built for that at £249. An indoor tree put outside is a tree you are replacing next year.

The Faux Tuscan olive tree, built for outdoor use, standing on a patio
The Faux Tuscan Olive Tree

Looking after it

Almost nothing, which is the point. Dust it two or three times a year with a soft cloth, or blow it through with a puff of compressed air if the canopy is dense. Keep it out of prolonged direct sun, because even indoors a south-facing window will bleach the foliage over a couple of summers.

That is the whole list. No watering, no feeding, no anxiety in February.


Six trees, from a terracotta-potted tabletop piece to a 155cm statement. See the collection, or pair one with a basket or planter.

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